i couldn't help myself.

It can't be dead....

I had to return to stop love hewitt from stealing my man, jesus, we're like soul mates n shit.

This is dead. I know we all have better things to do than the kids in mbp, but if you don't post more i'm going to shove a dildo up all of your asses. except maybe max, he'd like that far too much. max, next time we're chatting i have an assingment for both of us. a good one. And in case you'd forgotten, i'm hot.

this silly href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlopez/">bitch thinks she's me. go eat her

I love my ass

jennifer love smells like crab. i'm jealous. i miss maxy. I think i'm going to slit my throat with my stiletto. Or go count my money.

I just dumped max's sorry ass. The nasty bastard has been cheating on me the whole time *cries* Nothing is sacred anymore. just because i'm married to an asian dancer creep does NOT mean that you can bang your housekeeper! who knows who's else ass he tapped ( Read more... )

sorry, I was dead for a while.

max can we have makeup sex now? I'll bring the rope.

ryan phillipe is copying off of you. but he's not as sexy about it.