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j_lopez

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Oct 29, 2001 18:42

I just dumped max's sorry ass. The nasty bastard has been cheating on me the whole time *cries* Nothing is sacred anymore. just because i'm married to an asian dancer creep does NOT mean that you can bang your housekeeper! who knows who's else ass he tapped ( Read more... )

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max_martin October 29 2001, 16:15:00 UTC

hey, i got tested the other day you dirty slut.. if there's anyone w/ diseases its you, you walking germ farm!

j_lopez October 29 2001, 16:22:40 UTC

i haaaaaaaaate you! how could you call me a slut! i put up with your nasty ass!

Re: max_martin October 29 2001, 20:24:00 UTC

you said i was hot!! ive been crying all day! Even my trip to Salem tonight made no difference.. i cried in the arms of a witch.. SHE understood me and be prepared to have a curse set on your ass!! watch your back bitch! Shes on her way to your house right now!

mrkilborn October 29 2001, 22:58:12 UTC

Isn't Max a sexually transmitted disease himself?

Fuck Off max_martin October 30 2001, 05:04:43 UTC

fuck you! whats your purpose of posting anyways?! YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING except whats on ur friggan show!! if i wanted to know what was on your fucking stupid show i would watch it!! like the other 3 poeple who give a shit what you have to say.. So eat me you bitch!! u just made my shit list, i never had a problem w/ you before this but oh man...

Re: F Off mrkilborn October 30 2001, 08:44:11 UTC

How nice, how charming you are! Yes! You caught the episode where I said you were a sexually transmitted disease. Glad you are spending your time watching my show, rather than impregnating pop singers.

*taps microphone*

I don't mean to say that max_martin is disgusting, but I heard the authorities were going to chlorine dioxide him! Ouch!

No, we love the Maxie Pad. Such a great songwriter! And he invented the whole "sex for songs" concept! Like that hit you did for that girl. Did you get her back to her 6th Grade class right after? Zing!

I'm kidding. Max has such a fantastic vocabulary! He knows hundreds of synonyms for "penis." One of them just happens to be "max_martin!"

Enjoy the musicial stylings of Mr. Engelbert Humperdinck!

Re: F Off max_martin October 30 2001, 19:00:36 UTC

lol, ur a bitch. but you have made me laugh.. its about time!

Poopie Heads max_martin October 30 2001, 05:02:19 UTC

your gonna try to get w. someone in MUST BE POOP?!?! This is not the same J. Lo i fell in love with!! soon you'll be telling Brian how sorry you are that him and Nick arent working out!! and telling him your there for him forever and always!! damnit! Im glad you dumped my fat ass, i dont wanna be w/ a "story teller"... *sob sob* soon YOU'LL BE IN MUST BE POOP TOO!!! well GOODBYE!

Friend Whore evil_lynn November 1 2001, 18:46:48 UTC

Saw this thought of you and your beautiful ass....

Re: Friend Whore j_lopez November 2 2001, 15:19:51 UTC

that gave me about ten orgasms

Re: Friend Whore evil_lynn November 2 2001, 17:41:21 UTC

glad to be of service...;)

Question . . . otownsbabygirl November 10 2001, 06:46:28 UTC

What gave you ten orgasms?I want that!

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max_martin November 4 2001, 20:14:49 UTC

See you twat face, someone loves me!! take a look at their icons :) Love_hewitt