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1. so, i have approximately three bosses. meaning, at work, at literally ANY GIVEN MOMENT, i am supposed to be doing three separate tasks. i'm not really sure which one to choose most of the time ( Read more... )

not only did i finish my sosc paper on woman's sexual oppression, but i finished it an hour early! not only did it not suck THAT badly, but it contained this sentence ( Read more... )

i woke up at 9 and i was STILL DRUNK.

i was also walletless.

so i stumbled to work and came down over a pile of invoices.

i wasn't completely aware but i was aware enough to notice the AWKWARDLY SILENT office party on my way out. damn.

i am going to go back to bed now. after i hardcore drink some water.

in summation,

i want some pasta

i couldn't nap today so i got out of bed, and smoked while listening to bright eyes ( Read more... )

i still can't sleep

i have been awake for almost 24 hours

this is very strange

i feel neurotic

i can't goddamn motherfucking sleep! who the fuck doesn't goddamn motherfucking sleep at 10:45 on a sunday morning? i swear to god, i have been up since 9:18 AT LEAST.

goddammit.

motherfucker.

I AM SO AWAKE. i am so awake that i don't even now how or why but i can feel it deep inside. i am so awake that i don't know what to do.

jesus christ, i just wrote the worst paper ever, but the title was SO GOOD ( Read more... )

alcohol+mcdonald's+narcotics+my period=probably the worst stomach ache of my life

the university of chicago just nominated its new president, and dear lord is he a stud:


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goddammit. i hate bulimic people that vomit on the back of the toilet seat in public restrooms. come on, people, have a little class, lift up the toilet seat before you vomit.

humph. the flu makes me grumpy. and the medicine makes me woooozy.

fashion show tommorrow, be there or be excommunicated.