I just realised, as of yesterday, I have been out of a long-term relationship for one year!

And I have only developed four substance abuse problems and two neurosis!

DEAR GOD WHY AM I SO FABULOUS?!?

it has been brought to my attention that i am a slut. not very surprising, seeing how i have been treated as a sexual object all my life. but you know what? i think i have come to terms with my sluthood - because it's not about that anymore. it's about having the FREEDOM to CHOOSE who views me sexually or not. it's about being COMFORTABLE with my ( Read more... )

morganna: *lights up a cigerette* yeah, so i guess i am not quitting smoking.
jadine: it's okay - no one thought you were.

as of today, i am a non-smoker.

it's on livejournal, so it's true.

....

wait, i don't want to quit smoking.

no, dammit, no. i am a non-smoker. right. now.

i just received a chainletter promising that, if i broke the chain, i would have bad luck in relationships for the next five years ( Read more... )

yesterday my doctor told me that for every single cigerette i smoke, my cervix smokes ten.

i'm not sure what that means, but...

JESUS CHRIST MY CERVIX SMOKES SO MUCH.

my cervix smoked like two packs yesterday. i think it needs to chill the fuck out.

yesterday i went to the grocery store and bought some bologna on impulse. BOLOGNA. WHO MAKES IMPULSE PURCHASES SUCH AS THESE? WHO??

last night, i had a dream that billy gave me a pencillin shot in my ass. most. disturbing. dream. ever.

billy thinks it means i need more sex. thanks, billy.

justyna thinks it means that i don't have enough enzymes in my pancreas to break up sugar. thanks, justyna.

i think it's FUCKED UP.

the other day i realised that i couldn't take advil because of the amount of alcoholic beverages i consume daily. yeeeeep, that was lame. the month of excess is hereby OVER. i'm really ready for this phase to be done with. i need a change - i'm feeling really antsy, like there has been too much of a pattern lately ( Read more... )

"I know what people say about me.
'Anita Liberty's so angry.'
'Anita Liberty's so angry at men.'
'Anita Liberty just needs to get laid.'
And I'm like, you know...duh!"

-excerpt from my new favorite book, how to heal the hurt by hating