Now that the holiday madness is over, I have a proposition to make. Just who, out of the lot of you, has ever sailed on a ship? On that note, I've got good reason for wanting to know. Said reason may or may not have something to do with the idea of building a small ship, if you savvy that... Which is to say that it's exactly what I have in mind.

And ( Read more... )

It's that bloody time of year again, mates. Cheer and goodwill, and all those other holiday spirit analogies of which I won't bother listing at this particular time mainly due to the fact that I have no time to spare, which may or may not be related to something else of which I feel no need to discuss.

Merry Christmas, and a bottle of rum happy new ( Read more... )

When I first heard that age  is a fickle thing, the assumption was in that it was not a statement to be taken in the more literal sense.

A strange event, indeed...

[Standing next to what appears to be a giant makeshift playpen- don't ask how he made this DX]

I say, mates... It's about time someone did something about all this, don't you agree?

I can get used to this.

[Jack is slumped against a random telephone pole TOTALLY SMASHED DX His excuse for not being around these past few weeks? DRINKING BINGE 8D]

But why... the rum... always the blasted... rum... [Hiccups]

Next they'll be telling me to get a hair cut... Well I'll have you know... Best damn pirate you'll ever meet... Captain, that is... Won't be telling ( Read more... )

[From around the corner, Jack appears, running like hell and being persued by what appears to be giant wax... Pints of rum?] I'm certain that this situation would be far more enjoyable if it took place in a reversed role, but seeing as it hasn't, the smartest choice in this particular, highly unusual scenario, would be to keep running. And running ( Read more... )

Hm, it seems I have found myself incapable of changing from my usual attire...

[OOC: Dur, Jack is a pirate for Halloween XD;] 

Remind me never to do that again. First, that blasted Kracken, now this. I'm telling you, mates... This is either the most vivid dream I've ever had, or I've managed to get so drunk that I'm seeing things of the 'imagined' sort. Meaning, of course, that this could not possibly be happening because the situation I am presently in could not possibly ( Read more... )

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