I have nothing to write about. Oh wellz!

I have now been in Bosnia and Herzegovina for eight weeks. I am steadily searching for Nick's new house. The locals don't seem to know of any R. Nick Williams; however, they mentioned a white devil. I was sure I was on the right track but it turns out it was Rob Schneider shooting a new movie. I killed him while screaming, "No more ( Read more... )

Alisha and Heather asked me if I would be the sperm donor for their baby. Request grant'd ( Read more... )

I concur. This truly is the greatest country in the world… and that fucking sucks. There was a time when I was very patriotic. That time has passed. Even the times when I did love my country I can now look back and say "I must have been out of mind ( Read more... )

George Carlin on voting.

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George Carlin on rights.

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Well... not completely done.  Again.  This is just the second draft.  Most things you see on tv have been re written about 10 times.  I am proud though.  It is nice and politically incorrect ( Read more... )

The pilot script for Just Southeast of Hope is coming ( Read more... )

I did my first open mic on thursday night. It went way better than it should have but not as well as it could have. I was pretty much expecting to bomb but instead actually got consistent giggles. I didn't have a single joke that didn't get laughs but I only had one joke that people really laughed for a long time at. But like I said, they all ( Read more... )

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I deleted my post on politics. There are two things you should never discuss: politics and religion. It never ends well. Plus both are complete bullshit.