Sorry Nick, I am sort of stealing your idea. Sorry dudeski(y)! I was thinking last night that I am a little lazy when it comes to writing jokes. I just don't make myself sit and pound out ideas the way I should ( Read more... )

Maria Bamford's Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome.

Since I have nothing going on to post about I have decided to start something new. I am just going to post random posts from various blog sites I stumble across and pretend they are mine. I don't know these people or anything about them but we will just pretend that the things they post about are actually happening to me. So here we go ( Read more... )

I have found two major problems with people in this country. You have people that are much too apathetic when it comes to certain issues and just assume that since something doesn't effect them, that it isn't worth fighting the battle. Then the exact opposite is true, people get up in arms and stick their nose in places where it doesn't really ( Read more... )

I forget how much I love hellogoodbye until I listen to them. That is sad.

Just bought George Carlin's "You Are All Diseased". It is amazing.

I have done nothing but sit on my couch and watch the unlucky lopez marathon until 6 in the morning and then go to sleep. The next day it starts over. Things were going great until they announced that tomorrow starts the everybody loves raymond marathon. Now my life will become depressing.

Cuts through deeper than we know. The jester hates his mask but everyone loves a show. We love to laugh at the masquerade and the way the boy hides, what we perceive as truths, he knows to be lies. We tell him we believe and he is able to fly, but we shoot him down whenever he fucking tries. He can be anything if it is convenient for our needs ( Read more... )

The best advice ever given came from the mouth of Craig Ferguson. He said it in reference to people criticizing what people want to do in life.

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I have read all of these bullshit "motivational" quotes that attempt to be profound but Craig Ferguson summed up life in 12 seconds. He said what it all boils down to.

I tried. I can honestly say I tried. I was going to church, reading my bible, and even started a weekly bible study at my house. I would read the bible and study the bible and pray. I was seeking the truth and was told that if I seek the truth that I would find it ( Read more... )