Once, long ago, Prince Xerxes of Persia ventured forth into unexplored territory. In this new land, he found a race of monkeys that would pick other monkeys butts, and then proceed to eat whatever happened to be in there. The monkeys all stopped the butt picking to stare at this bizarre looking foreigner. They all smiled at one another and pounced ( Read more... )

picture a boby darin-like archetype singing this with a slow swing progression behind it. big band. you get it. mmm dig the slow groove ( Read more... )

I'm diggin the vibe of the last couple days. Everyone seems more or less chilled out... except for Aaron... who is a little crankykins, oooo little little crankykins what're we gonna do with you. There haven't been many jams lately.. which is saddening, but I'm confident the jamdrought will quickly be vanquished by a rushing river of exploding ( Read more... )

I really don't think any of you understand ( Read more... )

Aaron Holland... 1980something-2007.. (too drunk to subtract) 22 years old.... killed by crazed paperboy and his sidekick "pimply radcliffe". May you rest in peace ( Read more... )

So I just noticed this feature on this livejournal mambo jambo that really caught my eye, and made me go.. hey.. we really must be in the future. Yes. They offer.. Voice Posting. Voice mother Posting fuckface. Now, i don't have any hard or soft facts on the nature of this new development, but I will say this ( Read more... )

I have been neglecting my livejournalian responsibilities. For this, you have my apologies. My big saggy apologies. Tis said that the meek shall inherit the earth. I say, wait a second, wait a fucking second my good man. I believe that your statement is absolutely retarded and that you should go make me a sandwich for making me listen to it. ( Read more... )

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH ( Read more... )

Right now, at this precise moment in time, I am sitting in Stage 13 at Finger Lakes Community College. All of my cool friends are in class, and I'm left to sit alone because all the people in here right now are.. well.. for the most part... annoying douche bags ( Read more... )

A priest and a man dressed in a sack that was at one point in time filled with potatoes walk into a bar. They sit down together and order a few martinis. The bartender, whose name was either Ralph or Pistachio, saw nothing peculiar at the sight of a priest in a bar with a man in an empty potato sack. Ralphacio handed the unlikely duo the ( Read more... )