I now have a kitten. She an adorable black and white ball of fun. No clue where she came from or anything but she didn't have a chip and no collar so unless some one puts up a flyer for a lost cat Sara Conner Kitty is staying!!! And yes thats what I want to call her.

Give my regards to Davey J you fucking bitch.

Just one of the many reasons to watch Pirates 2.

Frankie was an unplanned rat but me and Megan love her anyway. She's five weeks old and really sweet.

I now have a rat living in my apartment. Frankie is adorable.

MERRY X-MAS EVERYONE! HOPE YOUR HAUL WAS AS GOOD AS MINE.

Why is it that every time I drink rum stright i get the rum to my mouth but I always miss with the coke?

I GOT THE JOB! I'M THE NEW BORDERS TRAINING SUPERVISOR!

In Irish police stations in the 19th century, when public indecency was a serious crime, couples were charged with being Found Under Carnal Knowledge. Police abbreviated it to a F.U.C.K. charge.

The Irish invent everything cool.

sleep wont come and the only things that will make me want to see red.

( stolen )