I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

WHAT IN ALL THINGS SCANDALOUS AND UTTERLY AGGRAVATING CAN THIS BE?

I am going on a murder rap. Right. Now.


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( WILL WRITE FOR THIS MP3 )

This was taken from a 2006 issue of Reader’s Digest in my bathroom (Yes, I have a huge collection of old Reader’s Digests and I’ve read almost all of them while taking a dump).

And has anything changed in the past 3 years? Nope.

Higher authority does have its idiots, though I’m not saying that the ruled ones aren’t exactly the smartest bunch ( Read more... )

( WHAT HAPPENED TO MUSIC? )

I was bored,
Then my cousin walked in with her new boyfriend -- who I don't approve of. 
But you know what? Anyone close to me seems to ignore my commands to introduce me to future beaus before they start anything. These men have to go through my stamp of approval first, but my friends insist that I am never "nice" to them.
What. The. Eff.

Don't I have ( Read more... )

So now that it's night time, and I finally have time to recap the events of today, I can finally ponder this burning issue....
The truth is....

I...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.


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Like I said, I usually post on my personal Xanga, but Squinty said this is my personal LJ now, so why not? I always have something I want to post about (and unfortunately for you people, it's not another fanfic at the moment -- I'm to busy enjoying my summer holiday. Is that so bad?)

But I have a rant. And I'm pretty sure it's been posted about on ( Read more... )

Have to wake up to go to the airport in about 5 hours.

A wise person would suggest sleep.

Eh... but I'm not so wise =P

Can't wait to step on to my childhood home's soil.

 You vicious, sexy fine-looking thang. Unf.


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 *posting this here because my family reads my personal Xanga and I don't want them to string me to a ceiling fan and give me a lecture on filial piety.

I love my Dad.
I do.

But IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO TEASE HIM. ;)

( This is deep s*it right here )