Qualifications for a proper Jaegerkin celebration.

You needs a lot of schtuff to drink to shtart vith
[Conquered foe's wine cellar]
An someting to make it goot vith.
[The "Chemical and biological warfare" stash]
And a place you doesn't care too much about.
[We managed to contain the fire to the east wing and the ballroom].

(Note: I can claim no credit for any of the spoken dialogue or for the scenario in general in this bit. It's straight from http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/cgi-bin/ggmain.cgi?date=20050713 this scene, although I've habitually simplified the Jaegerspeech a ( Read more... )

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Lord Heterodyne is dead. Long live Lord Heterodyne.( Read more... )

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Decided to do an old thing that was going around. Windows to 5 different times in the character's life. Some of these moments contain, forgive me, I know it's crazy, but it's what seemed right when I thought about it.... Jaegerangst ( Read more... )

That...vas some goot gingerbread.

And other things.

I really likes this place.

Maxim did have some things with him besides his sword, knife, and flask. For one thing, he had the treated hide from his last kill. One never knew when there might be some kind of clothing emergency and a need for material, after all. Now, having found a nice quiet corner, he laid it out, drew his knife, and began taking care of the edges. Then he ( Read more... )

I haf seen others suggesting that people ask them about their lives and vorlds.

::shrug:: I not know if anyvun vant to know, but I certainly enjoy talking too much about home.

So ask avay, if you like.