ONE BILLIONA billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases ( Read more... )

Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
( I am putting this behind a cut because some have expressed the opinion that this is offensive. Not my intent, I just found it amusing. )

SOUTHERN GRANDMALawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams ( Read more... )

Too ExcitedA groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face ( Read more... )

Not to long ago I got a MySpace account {http://www.myspace.com/86800295 for those that care to add me as a friend}. I clearly say that I am gay, all my friends are men {some gay, some straight, some bi, All men!}, but I get 20-40 requests a week from women to add me as a friend. I ( Read more... )

I finally did it. I got a myspace account. Anyone who wants to friend me is more than welcome.

http://www.myspace.com/86800295

In Case of Emergency

The idea is that you store the word "I C E" in your mobile phone Address book, and against it enter the number of the person you would want to be contacted "In Case of Emergency ( Read more... )

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch ( Read more... )

Happy Fathers Day!

And I am not just talking to the biological fathers! ;)

"Explain your LiveJournal name and its meaning. When you're done, tag as many people as there are letters in your name."It is really quite simple J A G are my initials, and I love BEARS. I just put the two together. A funny thing happen once in a chat room, someone thought I was a Lawyer, this throw me until I remembered that JAG in the military ( Read more... )