Bring me my monacle. I want to look rich.

Hello, it's been a little while, you know, these things come and go ( Read more... )

This message goes out to all of you who are not in German oom-pah bands ( Read more... )

Well, I'm not much in the mood to write anything nice lately, and you know what they say, if you're not going to say something popular than shut the fuck up ( Read more... )

Thanks to rivetangel:

What do you want? What are your objectives? Let's say there are animal objectives, the obvious ones being eating and reproducing. Those are "instincts." Then there are concious objectives, like curing a disease, saving lives, being well-liked. I've already touched on the difficulty of discovering your objectives. Today, let's look into ( Read more... )

Awesome flash puzzle game of the week:
Dyson Telescope Game

There is something in my left eye, and I'm fighting the sleepy-time effects of Chicken Tikka Masala.

For the weekend, we engaged in a lovely journey to Charlottesville, VA, home of the Commercialized Cavaliers. Cohort-ing along were my friends and yours, zigethos, jkuhnert, the organizer sammilincoln and a bunch of others. I met a great number of people, and saw a few old ( Read more... )

Absinthe is now my only vice and last remaining pleasure.

-Strindberg
PLLEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSURRRRRRE!

-Helium

So a mystery package from Liqueurs de France arrived last night. jkuhnert and I can now host a formal party, with tuxedos or evening dresses for the ladiesQuestion for you: how do you figure out what you want? Not just picking a flavor of iced-cream ( Read more... )

From a conversation with sammilincoln:

Let's start with the assumption that dating and love is largely a numbers game, which is to say that you meet X people a year, that you have Y% chance of talking to them enough to know each other a little, and Z% chance that after knowing them you like them well enough to date. Then your chances of meeting someone to ( Read more... )

There is power again, hoo-rah.

Listen, if some wind made such a mess, how are we "homeland secure"? I think with three or four more hurricanes like this one before the elections we could really blow the republicans out of office. With our coughing.