I have a truckers mouth and i'm not afraid to use it ( Read more... )

I went to le poop last night with Mel and Lisa and it was bomb-diggity. We danced and a pierced boy licked my face for the second time. I think I will be drinking more SOuthern Comfort from now on. I took part in a four way nipple-twisting extravaganza and earlier saw Lisa's areola for the gazillianth time ( Read more... )

...a mouse to name Basil, mmmm now I want Basil Court ( Read more... )

Sometimes your beliefs are brought upon by the the opinions you trust and value and not solely on your instincts. Am I the victim or the criminal? Who knows? Not me.

What were you doing a year ago today?

If I have failed to write recently, it is not for a lack of things to say, but rather for the boredom that ensues after having heard my own voice. However, it has been a while so I'll permit myself this summarized allowance minus the eloquence but with attention to candor.

Like 2 Mondays ago I went with Jenny, Richelle, Amanda and Morgan to see ( Read more... )

Drunk as a skunk and it's only 7:30 in the morning. What happened last night ( Read more... )

I'm having a bad case of the Wednesdays ( Read more... )

I want a pet tiger ( Read more... )

I smoked 10 cigarettes waiting for your call, this is bad for my health ( Read more... )

"It's just bubblegum love...it loses flavour before you know it and one day it's gonna pop"- Me commenting on Jenny's love for NIck of PR ( Read more... )