Jennytalia, Jennylicious, Jennybrinks, Jennyjakecan'twaitforyoutocomehome ( Read more... )

Went to visit Erin D in Sarnia. Met Emily...she's lovely. Skinny dipped at 3am. Got Rather ripped. Smoked a nick in one day. Bought a rubber dinosaur, an ashtray, 2 sweaters, a snake tattoo, a jacket, a striped shirt, a hat, a belt, and almost a couch. Caught a girl masterbating. Got bit by lots of mosquitos. Erin gave me a Labrynth poster ( Read more... )

a lady was reading "g-string mysteries" on the bus today...her fake hair smelled passionate ( Read more... )

Spit means like, swallow means love, and gargle means you're a whore who probably has STD's.

Kate peed on her foot and her shoes had no soles.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

Last night was pretty fly. I hung out with my brother the whole night and it was his first time at both papa ( Read more... )

Fuck I hate girls. Sometimes they can be like fucking sheep who join forces like fucking five year olds.Anyone who denies this fact has either no sense of humor or no soul, probably both ( Read more... )

Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch ( Read more... )

i know i just wrote but kate is sleeping cause wine makes her that way. that's why i don't drink wine cause i'd fall asleep too if i drank that stuff. kody is doing watercolour painting in his room and listening to rap. grant went to a movie that we, by we i mean kate* and i, were suppose to go to but didn't on account of tired/laziness. i met a ( Read more... )

You look really pretty if I stand far away and I use the zoom ( Read more... )

worrying, emotionally sensitive, phobic, weird, suspicious, paranoid, frequently second guesses self, vain, daydreamer ( Read more... )

I'm totally dissatisfied with you right now. And by you, I mean myself ( Read more... )