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as is the office tradition

jaleenafied Mar 02, 2012 14:49

Version:1.0 StartHTML:0000000149 EndHTML:0000002292 StartFragment:0000000199 EndFragment:0000002258 StartSelection:0000000199 EndSelection:0000002258 Dear frogs,

There’s a quote about my hometown that its residents are fond of attributing to Mark Twain and repeating often, “If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati because everything ( Read more... )

this is what a radical feminist looks like

jaleenafied Jan 30, 2012 16:49

Jaleen Francois
jaleenism of the day:
"i'm just, you know, trying to be true to my feminist ideals and stick my neck out on this even though it makes me uncomfortable"
Kristina Loring
wha?!

Jaleen Francois
hahaha

Kristina Loring
what is this in reference to

Jaleen Francois
adam just went through this workshop we're doing tomorrow
and he's like
ok, heres where ( Read more... )

india is another planet

jaleenafied Jun 06, 2011 05:07

a planet that is very very hot and has very little regard for traffic rules.

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public service announcement: email best practices

jaleenafied Dec 05, 2010 20:48

on the heels of 2 embarrassing email fails this week in front of VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN TRUSTED TO HANDLE, i'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that it is very important to ( Read more... )

it would be the degovia's second bacon, but other than that...

jaleenafied Apr 09, 2010 02:05

My First Bacon has sex with your mom.
(what gives, embedding?)

in case you thought this was just some weird-ass video, rest assured that this is a thing you can own.

Product Specifications

Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 8 and older
Says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him
Mechanical animated mouth
Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece ( Read more... )

officiants

jaleenafied Feb 04, 2010 22:46

anyone know anyone that does weddings for strangers in the bay area?

if your house was on fire, what would you take?

jaleenafied Nov 03, 2009 10:31

This morning at about 4am we woke up smelling smoke, and out of our bedroom window we could see a 2-story tall pine tree on fire in the back of the park, right on the fence that borders our building's small parking lot. As we watched, we could hear a neighbor on the phone to 911 - "Yes, it's still burning...No, it's not spreading yet but it seems ( Read more... )