Hello my dolls, I have seen some contraption around the realm of LiveJournal that somehow evaluates your personality by simply knowing your birth date. I was significantly intrigued by this, and after removing my bra, I decided to evaluate the results that I received in order to discern the accuracy of said contraption ( Read more... )

Hello my children, long time no see/hear/smell/touch/taste/fondle, and yes the lack of the latter three are the most depressing to me, but I can make up for it if necessary ( Read more... )

Hello my dolls, does anyone remember my sexy self? But how could you forget, I mean really, this hotness does not dissipate from one's memory so quickly ( Read more... )

*grope :-* *

I am disappointed with the results of the elections tonight, not only does Florida get stuck with the same governor, but this governor also happens to be not hot and/or seductive, very much unlike myself :-* Mr. McBride is somewhat more on the seductive side, we occasionally engaged in sexual intercourse as we competed for our party's nomination, ( Read more... )

Why this is a quite seductive quiz result I received :-*


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I was nakedly reading a textbook this afternoon about survival tips, because I plan on being on the celebrity version of Survivor if one is ever made, I know you will enjoy the viewing pleasure of seeing me in a bikini or even possibly nude if you are lucky ( Read more... )

Why hello my dolls I am sorry I have neglected the seductive realm of LiveJournal for a few weeks, I have been busy knitting provocative clothing and playing croquet on nude beaches ( Read more... )

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Hello I was secretly at the VMAs tonight, I showed up incognito disguised as the surviving member of Milli Vanilli, because I knew that wouldn't draw attention to myself, except for people possibly mistaking me for a homeless beggar and tossing me money ( Read more... )