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I think every straight guy should have another man's tongue in his mouth at least once. - Madonna

That is so deep. Madonna is like a modern day Socrates. *gropes her*

Here is a hot quote that was made by none other than the sex goddess herself. :-*

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction. - Janet Reno ( Read more... )

Did you all know that I am an acclaimed author?

I wrote this book here recently, I advise you all to pick it up, except for those who don't need it. :-*


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I would touch myself more often if it didn't make me instantaneously orgasm.

Did you sexy celeb folk know that there is a site devoted to my hotness ( Read more... )

I really wish I could lick my elbows.

I'm naked right now.

In your front yard.

Peeling grapes.

And squeezing them with my breasts.

To make wine.

That I will be using to seduce you with.

And pour all over your body.

And seductively lick off.

After giving you countless orgasms.

And allowing you to eat my strawberry-flavored edible underwear.

:-*

Janet "Thrilling" Reno

There isn't a dare you won't take or a risk that you won't make to secure the prize. Much like a movie, your personal plots are always filled with thrills and decadence.

Vital GearIncludes a cat suit for women, or a bomber jacket for men, complimented by a come hither glance ( Read more... )

All you beautiful little sexpots know how great I am at dancing, don't you? I sure can hold my own on the dance floor and shake my ass when called for, wowing all those near me with my slick moves and sexual gyrations ( Read more... )

Hello.

I'm bored, and naked. But the latter can usually just be assumed. :-*

I think I am going to go streaking through the neighborhood, would anyone like to join me?