I would just like you all to know a random factoid ( Read more... )

Hello my dolls, I don't have much to update about, but I felt like showing you a very sexy picture of my self and tantalizing you all with it.

*tantalizes*


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Why hello everyone *gropes you all in new and unknown places ( Read more... )

Hello everyone, I haven't updated for quite awhile, as I have been distracted by things that a sexy woman like myself would be distracted by. I would let you know what these things are, but really it's more fun to fantasize about what they are. I shall allow you to do so. *waits* *hands you a tissue to clean yourself up with* *giggles ( Read more... )

Why hello everyone ( Read more... )

Hello my dolls ( Read more... )

*cries*

I seem to have misplaced my red thong. Could someone help me look? It's a priceless family heirloom and I feel so naked, literally and metahporically, without it. Anyone who helps me find it will get a free lapdance and accompanying striptease at their next birthday, anniversary, or bar/bat mitzvah. Thank you my dolls.

:-*

Hello my wonderful little balls of pent-up sexual energy ( Read more... )

*runs across your friends page naked*

Why hello everyone. *the obligatory grope ( Read more... )