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Yeah, I've Searched the World Over
"I must say, Captain, I've got to admire your balls."
"Perhaps later."
When you see this, quote Blackadder in your journal.
(Yes, I came out of LJ hiding for a damn meme. Damn you, Nanda *shakeyfist*) -
YEARRRRGGGGH
DAMN YOU CHRONOS! MAKE IT SATURDAY, YOU BASTARD! *SHAKEYFIST* -
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Over the past weekend, I had an epic confrontation with the Hulk. I don't remember much from that evening, but I think I may have actually won:
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Put Liszt on that list!
Every once in a while I bring up Danny Kaye in every day conversation and the response I usually get is "Danny who?"
The actual answer's a bit longer than I have time for, unless you count "Look up his Wikipedia entry" as a good answer. However, my dad, following his current trend of emailing me one worthwhile forward for every 9 pieces of crap, ( Read more... ) -
Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water
New Rule: Spammers are not allowed to use the same first name as my mother when sending email.
Actually, just to be safe:
New Rule: Nobody is allowed to do anything that makes me think, for even a fraction of a second, "Why is my mom sending me a message about 'Reality ass mouth car fucking'?" -
I'm feeling grateful for the small things today
I know a whole lot of people, and most (if not all) of them have birthdays. So, it's usually understandable if I let 2 or 50 of them slip through the cracks on an annual, if not quarterly, basis. HOWEVER, it would be a cruel and unbridled act of pure douchebaggerasshollery for me to forget queenwench's birthday, especially this year, what with her having a ( Read more... ) -
cuz I got a new job, climbing the walls
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Curled Up in a Ball with a Tin Can Phone
I find that criticizing the appearance of people you don't agree with tends to cheapen any otherwise valid arguments you may have against them. That is exactly why I'm going to forego any political statements I can make about this article and say ( JESUS CHRIST FUCK MY EYE!! )
