so i hope that our dear little fag, jared, was talking about me at school today. i have to confess that every time i see him, it makes me giggle to think that he doesn't have any idea who i am.

just wait... the best is yet to come. :)

he just can't resist coming back. i almost feel sorry for him and how stupid he is.

but then,

i remember that he's an asshole and i feel ok.

( chapter 2 - i guess you would know about how long it takes to get someone to give you their 3 inch dick )

he's back. so if you're in for a good laugh, then take a deep breathe...

and go.

( chapter 1 - ...but then you might really like jail since you like taking it up the butt )

so, i called santa today to ask him about jared's christmas list because i was thinking that i might want to send him a little something for christmas. so here are some of the things that were on his list...

~a Steve Rambo butt with dong
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I took a ruler over to his house today, and it turns out...
JARED'S NOSE IS BIGGER THAN HIS PENIS!!!!!!!!!!

i took a peek in jared's window today and you'll never guess what i saw...

jared and one of his friends with their pants down, cucumbers sticking out of their asses, wearing great big gay smiles on their faces. it looked to me like each one was helping the other shave his balls.

oh, to be gay...

JaredLuvsFatGrls: umm someone told me that you help jared shave his balls ( Read more... )

jared wearing this shirt at the mall today?


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JaredLuvsFatGrls: and here you are. and all this time i thought you were a pussy ( Read more... )