I wish I were Huckleberry Finn.

Did you hear? I'm starting tomorrow! AND IT'S AGAINST THE DODGERS! I'm so nervous I don't even know what to do! After the game yesterday, I asked Omar if he wanted to go to Starbucks with me. He said "hell no." I think I shed a couple tears...isn't Omar supposed to be the nice one?! I thought he loved everyone, but I guess everyone doesn't ( Read more... )

We won! Sweet! It probably would have been a lot sweeter if I was on the active roster. Oh well, gotta wait until later. Speaking of... I'll be off the disabled list soon. I think Omar's Fun Dip really helped me out. I believe this coming week will spark the return of the Schmittmeister, so it's time to prepare by loading up on Omar's snacks ( Read more... )

Those young pitchers keep stealing my thunder. Dontrelle Willis doesn't have anywhere near the beautiful smile I have. Jon Garland's head doesn't reflect rays of sunshine like mine does. Come on, guys, I'm still alive. My shoulder's not hurt; my heart is. Please, God, make everyone love me again.

I figured I could do so much as jump on this Livejournal train. Since the team is going so bad right now, I'll probably find more joy in this, anyway. I suppose if you keep up with this, you'll have a vague look into my master plans and sneaky schemes. Wait and see. I'm working on Tomko's downfall as we speak.