Put your mp3 player on shuffle and write down the first lines of the first twenty songs, then post the poem that results.

What if I wanted to break
Could it be the little things you do to me
I've waited, and given the chance again,
Bleeding

Tale as old as time,
You're cynical and beautiful
Talking about a time not so long ago
When you get in trouble and ( Read more... )

A cold coupled with a "stand up all day" job is a complete nightmare. I feel absolutely dead. Thank God I don't have to go in tomorrow.

Luke's been arrested...

I haven't been quite so amused in a long time!

We had a bit of a break on holiday. Long story short, with both drivers at fault, Rob hit my dad's Fiat, which Verity was driving at the time. The Fiat has largely cosmetic damage, tear in the bumper that polystyrene is coming out of. However, along with a dent in Rob's bumper came today a broken radiator. On the way home it pretty much suddenly ( Read more... )

Ohhh man...Oh man oh man oh man. I need to kick myself in the head. I am being silly! I need Hoi to tell me that I'm being silly :P

HSBC are top of the Forbes list of the top 100 global companies! Go me!

I don't know what I think of her. I mean, she is some sort of role model, and she was recently voted as 24th best dressed female in the world by Glamour magazine (based on this picture). I think based on this, she's attractive, and the dress was custom-made by Luella, which suggests that big girls can still have designer clothes (only if they've ( Read more... )

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After watching an episode of How to Look Good Naked last night, so many parts of it hit home that I finally decided to do something about certain elements of how I look. Now, everyone knows that I've joined a gym and am making an effort to lose weight. And, everyone knows that I got a haircut that better suited me. The only thing left was the way I ( Read more... )

I completed Twilight Princess. Took me bloody long enough!