"Honey, I love you but... I'm gay."
[Laughter]
"You are not."
"Well, I was happy once."
[More laughs]
"Well, I do iron."
"Hmmm... okay... I see your point."

I want to win PRINCE!


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During a recent discussion of Spencer's name being spelled with a 'c' instead of an 's' like the character played by Robert Urich in Spencer for Hire.

Chris: "So, how are we spelling your name anyway?"
Spence: "S-E-X-Y."

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"Spencer, would you put in the DVD?"
Pause.
Sigh.

"Spencer, would you turn it up?"
Pause.
Sigh.

"Um, Spencer?
Pause.
"Would you go outside and wax the car?"

"AGGGGHHHHHH!!"

for the new dog.

Chris: "We could just name her 'bee-yatch'"
Spencer: "And we could change Sophie's name to 'my man. Then, when the dog starts bugging Sophie, we could yell, 'get away from my man, beeyatch!"

Oh yes. We're off to a fine start with names.

"JESUS CHRIST!!! What THE FUCK was THAT??!!!!"
"Julie, Jesus isn't playing basketball in Greensboro tonight."

Pause.

"But if he was, I'm sure he'd be playing for Virginina..."

...how I know you're gay?
Your mascot is a gay cavalier.


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I discovered Mighty Goods and thought I would share...

1. I rub my feet together when I'm tired ( Read more... )