http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm

G rated, safe for work. It's funny. :)

Did you know most chocolate is farmed by slave labor?

http://vision.ucsd.edu/~kbranson/stopchocolateslavery/index.html

The best breakfast in the world: leftover chinese food from dinner. Cold chicken teriyaki = YUM!

I know I said I was leaving, but this is an emergency. Lucy got out this morning and we think she got hit by a car. The house and I are covered in blood, and Scott just took her to the emergency vets.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

And Autumn is hiding in the bedroom with the blanket over her head bawling.

FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. Slowly and painfully kill you. With blunt cutty things and squiggly sharpy things kill you. You will bleed and I will laugh. Run. Now.

*anger... rising...*

http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2006-08-09-gore-green_x.htm

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Yesterday I made a shitty coffee cake using a shitty recipe (Bisquick, blech!), so today I made a good one using my own recipe I tweaked. I like lots of cinnamon in my coffee cake. :D Nothing is better than warm coffee cake with a hot cup of coffee, which is what inspired this poll. Participation is mandatory!

Poll How do you take it?

I'm having trouble viewing pictures on other peoples' lj's. Can anyone tell me what I need to do to fix it?

Eating a candy bar and then drinking a Coke makes the Coke taste funny. How about you?