I get asked this question a lot....

Why do you NEED an AK47?

The answer is: I don't. However, if I wanted to live in a country where I only got what I needed, I'd move to China. Got it?

I should probably post-date this entry a couple of years so that it stays at the top of my journal.

-J

I'm posting this everywhere just so that CenturyStink gets the egg on their face that they deserve. For those of you "in the know" about telecom circuits you should probably know that CenturyLink is both the NSP and the LEC for this circuit ( Read more... )

I just wanted to post to say that I'm not dead yet, much to the chagrin of millions.

Love,
Jeff

So unless you've been living in a cave, you've all heard about the whole controversy with Wikileaks. You've probably also seen all of the news reports about the group known as Anonymous[1] who have been attacking web sites operated by corporations that have done whatever they can to make Wikileaks life difficult. You probably also know that it's ( Read more... )

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A former Duluth police officer received a 60-year sentence Tuesday for shooting another officer and attacking a woman while drunk, according to WSB-TV ( Read more... )

I have some really, really trippy dreams sometimes. I would love to document some of the shit that I dream about, but the problem is that I can never remember enough details after I wake up. Last night's dream wasn't nearly as trippy as a lot of them (you will see the irony in this in a minute) but since I actually remember most of it, I will ( Read more... )

So last night the big topic on Twitter was a leaked picture of Hayley Williams' (lead singer of Paramore for those of you living in caves) tits. While it can't be proven for sure, but what seems to have happened was that she got a new Blackberry and decided to christen it by taking a topless shot that she then probably attempted to text to her ( Read more... )

Twice this week I've seen news articles where the FBI is wanting to invade the privacy of Americans more than it's already doing.

First up:

The FBI wants ISPs to keep records of every web site you visit. That's right. EVERY web site, for every American internet user. While it's unclear how detailed they want this information to be, you can bet ( Read more... )

If I go beat up a black person just because they're black, it's racism ( Read more... )