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Excerpt that made me giggle:

Canada's multi-layered, contextual use of eh? is often compared to the American use of huh?. This is erroneous. Americans don't have what it takes to wield an eh?. That may sound harsh, but it is true. The authors of this book have a whole slew of slack-jawed, thick-tongued American cousins who have never mastered the ( Read more... )

I'm going for a job interview at a jewelry place now that my cushy full-time job with the university is coming to the end of its contract ( Read more... )

Dear Langles,

I'm sorry that I'm boring.

Fuck you,

Jelbb

I literally have like... a prepared speech in my head before I go into Rogers this time. The gist is defending my case as a young adult and my right to be believed when I say that I was sold a faulty product.

Or... in this case, a missing product ( Read more... )

I bought a used DVD from Rogers Video. Upon arriving home, there was no DVD in the case. I stuffed the receipt and the plastic wrapping back in the case and resolved to take it back when I had time.

Well, I just had time.


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I have never laughed so hard in my life. Juno was.. epic. Amazing. Hysterical.

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"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."

I was dragged to a church pageant tonight, my stepbrother was one of the wise men. I'm not a big fan of organized religion in general, so church is usually me staring at the back wall or at squirming babies and toddlers and trying to look pensive and respectful all at once ( Read more... )

You know you've been reading too much of your Serial Murder course text when you start thinking that someone who abducts and strangles prostitutes before engaging in necrophilia with them is unoriginal.

I can't wait for this midterm to be over.

Some of my Irish mates occasionally take the piss out of my accent, but to the greater extent we tend to understand each other fairly well. Every once in a while, though, a word or phrase comes up that just baffles me.

1. "You alright?"More than once I've snuck up to the bar to have the bartender give me the chin-jerk greeting and say, "You ( Read more... )