biscotti was inside this box that said "FRAGILE, HANDLE LIKE EGGS. BROKEN COOKIES = BROKEN DREAMS."

a man came into starbucks with a plastic bag with coffee beans in it and asked me to grind these beans. i had a long line so i told him i would ring some people up and it would be a few minutes. about one minute later he asked, "is there a reason why i haven't been helped yet?" i said, "i was just ringing these people up, i'm going to do it ( Read more... )

it sucks when you have a bad day and then on your way home you hear the 311 cover of the cure's love song. way to butcher a good song. bastards.

you don't even realize how great a job at doheny library is until you work somewhere else. it is vitally important to have the experience of doheny and THEN another job. for example, you knew doheny was better than birthday parties but you didn't realize the magnitude of this "better" statement until you started working somewhere else after ( Read more... )

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got - be fooled by the Mercedes, the boats, the private jets - but don't be fooled by the rocks." - Nick Kroll

sometimes ambition disgusts me.

ok go's encore was a boy band dance to their own song, "c-c-c-cinnamon lips." good choreography - you can tell they really practiced it and everything ( Read more... )

I was on campus and some guy walks up to me and says ( Read more... )

My Law 200 professor said, "It is never beneficial for you to confess ( Read more... )

i got my car back. and, by the grace of God, it wasn't towed. by the grace of man. by the grace of the two together. because of fate. because of luck. i don't know. i'm just happy it wasn't impounded.

at 7 am this morning, i saw a billboard for "the room" on my way to find the car...