I have a "lovely" aunt to hates gays for being unChristian perverts but lets everyone including her husband believe their youngest son is his. I'm related to some really special people.

A blue jacket was left at my place after razl's birthday party...

Does it belong to any of my LJ buddies?

If you don't claim it, I'm going to trade it for hardcore porn.

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To the person who just commented anonymously in my journal...if you find it too scary to comment under your name, then don't do it at all. Trying to make your feeble point while hiding makes your opinion even MORE invalid to me.

You are obviously a user of "teh".

Buh-bye, get secure and THEN comment to me as yourself.

People need to stop spelling "the" like this:

"Teh"

I realize it's used to accentuate whatever thing you are referring to, however it is none of the following;
-Cute
-Intelligent
-Original

You're only making yourself look like an idiot.

THE end.

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The New Orleans Children's Hospital has been evacuated to Houston. They are in need of funds ( Read more... )

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Oh, Suge. The shenanigans you get yourself into, you crazy guy!

He was only shot in the leg, so not to worry, he'll still be a violent menace.