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My brother has a pet scorpion. It's big, black, shiny and deliciously diabolical looking. It doesn't seem to do much, except sit there. It eats crickets, which chirp constantly...except we know he's eaten when the chirpping stops ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that I was having sex *or attempting to* with Lars Ulrich from Metallica. Except he had this skinny, little boy body and I felt gross and turned off ( Read more... )

I came home from work early. Tummy just isn't happy.

But while getting my brows waxed today, the girl (who I went to school with) told me what great skin I have. It made me feel sexy too, because she said it was so "supple" which just sounds dirty to me. Heh heh heh.

I still don't really have much of an appetite. However, I'm currently baking my cake that I plan on eating with Cool-Whip. *Not the whole thing at once though.* Don't be jealous ( Read more... )

I talked to a friend of mine tonight. She's thinking of leaving her husband. And I hope to God she does ( Read more... )

Since sleepyjeans tagged me on this, I guess I have no choice ( Read more... )

Why does my computer change it's font size at random? One second everything is HUGE...a few weeks later it's so tiny I can barely read it. I'm not messing with the controls or anything, it'll do it right when I'm in the middle of looking at something online.

I'm so thirsty. I can't drink enough water.

I know I dehydrated myself yesterday, but I seriously can't get enough water in me.

My stomach is saying "Stop! I can't handle any more water!"

But my throat and mouth are saying, "Give us more, more, MORE!"

You know how when you start feeling better after your body has expelled everything offered to it for hours on end, and you get tentatively hungry? And you start thinking a particular thing sounds good.....

Yellow cake with whipped cream.