Life is being asked to pick your favorite color when every color is a bland, bland grey.  It's even worse when you just want to say "Fuck this shit" and get up and leave, but God or Nature or whatever you want to call it is always there like those stereotypical teachers with big curly perms and horned glasses and a sassy attitude like Dana Carvey's ( Read more... )

I really regret not starting to learn Japanese earlier.  And no, it's not out of any desire to watch anime without subtitles, nor wield samurai swords on gay-trash annihilation rampages, nor communicate with nerdy hot topic girls, but just because...  it's really at the center of everything Asian ( Read more... )

Witty surprises ( Read more... )

We fought them at night because that was when we could fight.  The cold was comfortable for us.  We didn't consider it cold until they came ( Read more... )

 I have something to say about Dia de Los Muertos, or as I like to call it: "Hipster HalloweenIt's a Mexican holiday, okay?  We already have Halloween.  You likely don't know anything about Mexican culture, but instead of doing research on your own about the origins of this holiday and the numerous rituals that have been practiced for thousands of ( Read more... )

Wandering in the deserted street at dawn,
What I long for is closed like a door.

You find him on the edge of a canal, hanging his feet over the trickle of water winding through the bottom, flowing like thin syrup. His brown hair sticks out haphazardly from beneath a beanie, giving him the appearance of one who has seen enough to want to let it grow over his eyes and just keep growing. You think it looks really out of place - ( Read more... )

On EatingI'm trying to eat a lot slower lately. It's necessary ( Read more... )

I had this fuckin' awful dream where this 23 year-old with a mohawk was anally raping this guy I briefly dated awhile back (who was also his cousin) on a regular basis and then beating him like a white-trash housewife afterwards ( Read more... )

I take thee, faux-cultured frat guys, and still hold you in contempt ( Read more... )