it suddenly occured to me today that i have a hell of a lot of experience planning events.

about a minute later, i thought... wait. they pay people for that.

*frantically applies for jobs*

cross your fingers, everyone. this kid needs a job.

so i get cousins, too much to drink, hiccups, AND cognitive disability? really? is this necessary?

fuck you, penguin. and you too, jaguar. you're no tiger. and plus fuck you, human race, for awarding someone else the lottery.

i hate hiccups.

so i'm planning a surprise birthday party for my mom. she turns the big 50 this year, and since my dad is theoretically taking her on a romantic getaway (that was originally supposed to be a family vacation until he hijacked it), i'm throwing a party for everyone else to attend on the saturday before ( Read more... )

i feel the need to share my latest knitting project. i needed something to help make my brain stop being relay-obsessed after 9pm before i combusted, and oh did i find a big project. maybe nikki is the only one who would care, but i also have a conundrum.

don wants a blanket. i kind of suggested it as a joke, but he thought it would be really neat ( Read more... )

seriously, i love indiana jones. it reminds me of all the really great things about my childhood, and how me and my brother don could totally be action heroes. in cool safari wear. and hats.

wowzers. jameson tastes like ireland. and burning.

it hurts so good!

so this time next week, your humble narrator may find herself in the unfortunate predicament of managing a super lube in champlin.

weird, huh?

urgh ( Read more... )

among other things about him, i'm really irritated about how much credit and praise the president is getting for lifting certain restrictions on stem cell research. not only because i'm having visions of frankenstein and zombies, but because every journalist reporting the story completely misses the simple fact that if president bush hadn't gone ( Read more... )

as my facebook status says, mornings are things that happen to other people.

at least my bedroom is clean.

doctor, lawyer, astronaut, artist, teacher, senator...

tell me this isn't horrifying ( Read more... )