Is the new Tool album any good, guys? What about any other of them new releases? The J.C. needs some new tunes - help me out! I'm open to anything, and I'm especially into emo-rock as of late, so let me know what's good and what's crap, because that way I can avoid what I don't want to hear and I won't become a splurge shopper.

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Okay friends, I have a very touchy issue to discuss with you all. Now, I don't want you to laugh because I'm very sensitive about this and I'm in dire need of someone's generosity. I've been robbed and I need someone to make me feel like a man again ( Read more... )

The Ol' J.C. has gone from 40 comments down to nine. What a low blow. Thanks a lot, guys :(

I thought you were my friends. At least, that's what Live Journal told me.

YAY I'm back! Hi everybody, how've you all been? I've been great lately. Since I didn't have a Live Journal to post in, I decided to make the most of my time. I actually went out and helped people, cured diseases, started new ones, cancelled shitty primetime survival-of-the-fittest-series, and granted random jerks with the glory of down syndrome. ( ( Read more... )

...I'm baaaaaaaack!

Everybody rejoice!!!

Fuckin' hell! Check out what bradsjournal brought to my attention! Fake Jesus is at it again!

http://www.theonion.com/onion3417/abortion_clinic_attack.html

Goddamned Rat Bastard!! Grr...

Okay, folks, it's the ol' J.C. here again with a few new changes to Catholicism. Now, as many of you might already be aware of, we're having some trouble getting people to attend Church on Sundays. We've tried making Church a bit hipper by adding some black light posters and a Creed cover band, but they seem to have chased people away more than ( Read more... )

Hey guys! I'm chillin' at my homie Moses' place right now. Everyone's going mad crazy, there's hot gals, and of course, I'm making sure the wine, loaves, and fish stay plentiful. We're watching Full Metal Jacket...kind of. I just like the part where the fat guy shoots himself in the mouth. Whoo! What a rush ( Read more... )

I know I haven't written in here lately, but I'm a pretty busy guy. I noticed that my number of followers has grown though. I'm proud!!! I KNEW i was cooler than that Fake Jesus and this proves it ( Read more... )

I'm sorry I haven't written in a while, friends. I've just been soooooo busy lately, with it being Easter time and all. See, we do these recreation things. Sort of like theater, and I offered to be in them for the next 500 years. Yeah, sounds like a drag, but it's alright, and the money's good. Plus, I get to impress Mary Magdelane this way, so it' ( Read more... )