I've decided to make a list of the 21 reasons why I am better than Fake Jesus and why you should be my friend instead of his. More might follow in the future, but these are the best ones I could come up with right now ( Read more... )

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You wouldn't believe what happened this past weekend, I'm SO pissed off!! You'd think people would be able to come up with their own gimmicks, you know, and not try to rip me off, but no, now I've got poseurs trying to be the Savior of Man. I mean, I'm the Son of God and all of that stuff, but you never heard of me having a twin brother. So there's ( Read more... )

For all of you wondering what the Easter Bunny has to do with yours truly and Easter (As I explained to one of my poor unknowing followers today ( Read more... )

Ha! I posted this as a comment in this nerd's journal, and I thought you all would be interested to see how Jesus handles suckas like him ( Read more... )

I was pretty hesitant about putting a picture of myself on here, but i realized what a good picture of me that was so there you go.
What do you people think?

I know, I know, I never write. Oy Vey, I'm SOOOOOO busy! In the meantime, check this out.
http://www.jesus.com
Win a shower with me! Get your own Jesus credit cards! Date me! Visit it! Wheeee!

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Okay, folks thanks for your recommendations. My favorite so far has been "Thou shall not covent thy neighbor's sheep", but my Father and I have finally decided:

20 Thou shall not whiz on the electric fence

Yes, we came up with that one ourselves. Thank you and good night.

The Father and I have decided that only 10 commandments are not enough to promote guidance into heaven anymore. That is why I have added new ones. Make sure you follow ( Read more... )