Instead of "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha ( Read more... )

There is nothing more annoying than watching people walk around with ashes smeared on their foreheads. I mean, it must do hell on their pores. I hate it, especially since it is in the shape of a cross. Therefore, I am changing the holiday from Ash Wednesday to Bowel Movement Wednesday ( Read more... )

Hey, would you believe it? Someone made me into a dildo! There is even a baby jesus butt-plug!!

Check it out:

www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html

Hot Damn!!! They even made one out of that mo-fo Buddha!

Hey toodarkmark! Thanks for the comment. I try my hardest to not let this whole Holy Trinity thing go to my head, so i can keep it down to earth and nice. That face IS from HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is a great book, in my holier-than-thou opinion. I mean, I'm not even that much into sci-fi, but i enjoyed it. Red Dwarf was funny, too ( Read more... )

Jeez, sorry I haven't written in a while, guys! I've just been occupied as hell (no pun intended) with keeping some ruffians in line. Damn dogs of Hades ( Read more... )

I was sitting on the couch earlier, smokin' a bowl and watching reruns of "Perfect Strangers" (Bronson Pinchot was an absolute comic GENIUS as Cousin Balki!), when somebody knocked on the front door. It was a couple of people calling themselves by a really gay name like Judy's Witnesses who were asking me if I was interested in reading their ( Read more... )

Hey, folks. J.C has returned from his trip out of town. I see that Satan somehow got my password and made some ridiculous comments while I was gone. I assure you that everything he said was a lie and that I can turn water into more than one flavor of MD 20-20 ( Read more... )

Hmmm, maybe those of you who read this journal should ask me a question about hell that I can respond to. This is your one chance to ask the Father of Sin what awaits you in the afterlife. Have fun!!

Hey, kiddies, it's ol' Scratch or the Devil if you will. J Dawg is on vacation right now so I figured I'd take over until he came back. I started wondering what would be interesting to talk about so I decided to fill you in on a few of the things that Jesus wouldn't want you to know about himself ( Read more... )

Hey kids. Today has been fairly good. I'm beginning to consider acting. I mean, look at Ronald Reagan. He was an actor, then became President of the U.S. If he can do it, why can't the J.C.? I was thinking about talking to John Waters. I really like that movie Crybaby. Hatchetface rules! And let's not forget Traci Lords' role. I didn't even mind ( Read more... )