What happens when Jesus takes too many sleeping pills??

HE FALLS ASLEEP FOR LIKE 2 YEARS!!!! DAMN!

oh well! lolz

popehead, you motherfucker!!!!! I'd kill you if you weren't already dead!!!

Look what this bastard did!

I'm really sorry that I haven't been updating. Some people have real lives, you know! I've been really busy trying to save a few people that just don't want to be saved.

I would like to thank __frankie__ and darkmessiah9 and the_scampool for the icons!

Those people that I am having trouble with really upset me :(

Dad damnit, you guys!!!!! Let me save you!!!

OH MY DAD!

I LOVE TRUMPETS!

Can someone make an icon of me dancing? That would be great!

I am applying here!!!!! uberglambitches

Sorry that I haven't updated much. I went on a crazy binge of alcohol, various party drugs, and I borrowed some hookers from Satan! Hot damn was it fun!!!!! But I paid for it. My head hurt for days and my pee-pee was rubbed raw for a while. OUCH!!!!!!

Okay, so some of you have expressed your wish to be unfriended.

WHY???

Everyone is a friend of Jesus!

However, if you want to be unfriended, comment below.

Attention everyone!

My mom got an LJ! I'm so happy! holymothermary

<3 U Mom!

Unfortunately, I didn't have an iPod when I was stuck up there. I wish I would have! It wouldn't have sucked quite as bad! Screw you, Pilate!


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Okay, I REALLY can't believe that I'm the ONLY person on LJ who likes spit porn.

Come on! You can't lie to me; I know everything! So go add it to your interests! Maybe one of you can even make a community?

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