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[jesus_thesavior]

I am applying here!!!!! uberglambitches

Sorry that I haven't updated much. I went on a crazy binge of alcohol, various party drugs, and I borrowed some hookers from Satan! Hot damn was it fun!!!!! But I paid for it. My head hurt for days and my pee-pee was rubbed raw for a while. OUCH!!!!!!

Comments

[kyjoandahalf]

Oh poor Jezzy. Well, at least it was fun. Hangovers go away, but stories last for all eternity.

[detailguy]

You didn't miss much. You're still running the White House, the House of Reps, the Senate, and the Supreme Court of this ignorant, superstitious excuse for a country.

[jesus_thesavior]

Teehee! 0:)

[mugirl2003]

Hi! I think that's it's cool that you Friended me...but who are you?

[kyjoandahalf]

Um...he's like...Jesus. Can't you tell?

[jesus_thesavior]

I'm Jesus, the Son of God, the Savior of men!

[jeaniemarie11]

Hey Jesus, you are the ultimate uberglambitch. I'm sure you'll be accepted. :)

[jesus_thesavior]

Whoooo! Thanks! 0:)

[kyjoandahalf]

Damn, what's with all the hating in that community. Don't they know you're Jesus?

[jesus_thesavior]

They be hatin'!!

Don't hate da playa; hate da game!!!

[kyjoandahalf]

Those bitches need a smiting.