So, all this "Passion Of Christ" rubbish, eh? I've not seen the film myself - can't see much point really. Imagine seeing a film about your life - it will probably be the most boring thing you could do. However, I've had a much more interesting life than you lot, if your journals are anything to go by ( Read more... )

Just bored ...

...that some people think I shouldn't be so aggressive. So I've decided to turn a new leaf and spread only good among the world.

Hot dang, I broke my BB Gun. What a nightmare. This kid was really annoying me so I just threw the gun at his head and his head just burst open and sprayed blood all over the place. But the supid kids head bust my gun up good and proper. So I was really mad at him and hit him in the face a few times. I hate it when people break my stuff ( Read more... )

I got this BB Gun from town nd it rocks! I was on the front lawn all morning firing pellets at people. And those things have like an eye-radar on them because they always go in someones eye. Or at the back of the neck if they are running away like wimps. So I was there and this man walking a dog walked by so I shot him in the eye a few times ( Read more... )

Came back from holiday last night as you probably read. Sorry it was so late notice, but you know how women can be, right? We went skiing in the Alps, it was nice and that. Anyway, we had a giggle but she didn't want any so I just got dead upset as any diety would and cast her limp body to the pits of hell! Actually, she just 'tripped' off the ( Read more... )

I will be updating this gizmo later on. I just got back from 40 days and 40 nights in the desert with my old good pal. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. I'm going to bed now. Night!

Ahh, watched some TV last night. It was good but not very funny. I found The Royal Family to be funny, and Frank Skinner to be delightful. I went in the street after that and let the air out of parked cars tires. Hey - there's not much else to do! Some old man came out of his house had he was shouting at me and waving his walking stick and so ( Read more... )

I'm going on a weekend get-away to sun myself. I'm awfully pale and my beard is in need of grooming. So I'm popping to Safeways to get some odds and ends and then back home to lay in the bath. I sell my bath water to the pope as "holy water". Hehe - the fool. These religious types will buy anything.

I have terrible wind. I know a deity shouldn't have wind, but I do and it smells it high heaven (according to dad).