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jesuschrist

Hey up mates

Nov 13, 2000 14:37

Hot dang, I broke my BB Gun. What a nightmare. This kid was really annoying me so I just threw the gun at his head and his head just burst open and sprayed blood all over the place. But the supid kids head bust my gun up good and proper. So I was really mad at him and hit him in the face a few times. I hate it when people break my stuff ( Read more... )

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Ummmmm sakhas December 4 2000, 17:12:16 UTC

Just cause you're immortal doesn't mean you're smart..... did you skip school to go take walks out on the ocean?

Water is by definition neutral, neither acid nor base (ask your Daddy, he made the damn stuff). Without an acidic content, water is neutral. Wait, but I'm a dumb mortal and you're an all mighty diety that can shoot people in the eye with bb guns..... lemme go pray to Buddha.

Re: Ummmmm duraliur May 21 2001, 08:51:34 UTC

Avi Keller is funny shit.

Re: Ummmmm sakhas December 16 2005, 23:00:46 UTC

i love marylin manson

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About that acidic water... anonymous August 14 2001, 20:02:42 UTC

Jesus, sorry for correcting you,but in this day and age, MOST water is acidic, your average tap water is like a pH of about 3-5. (Hence the term "Acid Rain") There is very little water nowadays that isn't that acidic, at best in like, the depths of canada or shit like that it's like, 6. Yeah, because any liquid with pH of 7 (Neutral) doesn't conduct elecricity, and most water that we tend to use (Swimming pools, ponds,etc) DO conduct electricity...rather well as a matter of fact...I'm sorry Jesus...please don't eat me...

Re: About that acidic water... anonymous December 16 2005, 05:18:33 UTC

is that why they have purification systems . duhh

morbidxxxdoll August 29 2001, 00:53:32 UTC

Ha ha! You are one sick fuck you know that?
LMAo! Silly jesus.

^v^ Morbid Doll ^v^

morbidxxxdoll November 14 2003, 02:03:08 UTC

Seems he never updates.
Here are some that do.

Just trying to spread the love.

the_hamlins
darkfary
shaniquasimmons
lvant
punker4lyfe
fat_sally
dr_ruth_md
mrsnesbitty
queenalice
zombie_granny
hobophobia
turn_back_time
count_dracula
irritated_souls

fadedgalaxia April 6 2002, 19:55:56 UTC

umm....what can i say? bb guns weren't invented back then, no da...if you people want to pick on me, go ahead. i don't care. but, i will say, that some people are talented at this, and SOME aren't.

Bad Jesus fadedgalaxia August 26 2002, 12:01:32 UTC

I know this is about 2 years later, but I think that Jesus is writing from the present time, not from when he was supposedly on the earth. So, there are BB guns in 2002 or 2000 when Jesus wrote this.

fadedgalaxia December 16 2005, 22:41:11 UTC

nerd!!!!!!!!

fadedgalaxia December 17 2005, 00:11:42 UTC

Okay...yeah, this is like 5 years ago. I think this shit is funny now, I just had something shoved up my ass at the time. Give me a goddamn break, why don't you? Jesus Christ...

wow...what a bunch of heathans nomdersemaj October 1 2004, 22:59:05 UTC

You are all going to hell defying the lords only son like this. How dare you question how he works in mysterious ways. Obviously all you guys are asking to taste how acidic jesus can make the water (AS IN HE PUTS ACID IN YOUR WATER)

Jesus i know youve been kicking it in modern times it seems people tend to forget you came back, these playa haters need to look beyond the past.