Wail, Ah think Ah has had enough of all these questions... besides, thar ain't no one answerin' mah questions, so Ah thinks Ah's jest gonna use this here jernal to update about mah life. Ah needs to go to bed 'cause Ah gots a headache, so Ah'll update this later.

marcsucks

Sally:
I was wondering if you could tell me if I already know the guy Im going to marry or if I'll meet him soon. What should I look out for?
Thanks love!

You already know him. He's th' one who's with you all the time an' pays attention to yore feelin's an' understands you. You already care fer him butcha don't know if'n he cares fer you. Ask ( Read more... )

jbutorsky
Hi. I'm currently 923 pounds, and um. I personally consider myself to be petite, but everyone else just thinks that I'm overly obese. How can I convince these people that I am really petite?

Dear Fatty,

Get a clue.

anyone_else
dear sally,
my boyfriend has a foot fetish, and he loves to play with my feet, but it disturbs me... what should i do?

much love, jon

Dear Jon ( Read more... )

spencer_mato

Dear fat sally,
I am a 15 year old yiddish folk singer. As much as I sing my deep and beautiful yiddish songs, people still laugh and tell me I suck. What should I do?

Dear Spencer ( Read more... )

Anonymous

You said in a recent post that Hispanics are the hottest ever.
My boyfriend is Hispanic, and I am not. I have always had a feeling that he likes Hispanic girls better and I am getting a complex! Is this true???

Honey, like Ah said t' th' last person what asked a question... if'n he can't do with what he has, then git out that door, ( Read more... )

riotinmyhead

Hi Sally I'm writing this for my friend, cuz she is shy and won't ask you herself.
She's had a crush on this guy for ages and she finally got togethe rwith him and he touched her boobies, and she feels used. What should she say to him?

thanks Sal, you're the greatest!

Stee (pn behalf of jooliet)

Wail, Stee, yore friend kin post eenonnomus, if' ( Read more... )

Ah am pissed as a hog in a barbecue restaurant!
THIS HERE IS THE ONLY DAMN PLACE Y'ALL CAN ASK QUESTIONS. Now, if Ah see anybody askin' somethin' anywhur else, y'all is gettin' banned. If'n you want to comment on somethin', that's mighty fine, but don't ask questions nowhur else! Ah have deleted two questions on account of that and Ah refuse to ( Read more... )

cholita_loca

Whyz am i so sexayz???

Wail, girl, it is obviously yor Hispanic background. Now, don't get me wrong, other peoples is beautiful too, but the Hispanics is the hottest ever, girlfriend, and you know it! It's in yo genes!

bubble_faery

Dear Fat Sally,
what are your views on fate in regards to love? is there one person out there for everyone? do you believe in soulmates? is there such a thing as Eyes Meeting Across A Crowded Room? and more importantly, when will i find mine??

Love is rarely fate. It is first and foremost takin' a step towards someone and introducin' yerself. ( Read more... )