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Man, living in a neighborhood that is predominantly Mexican and Chinese comes with its perks (I can buy fresh aloe and lychee and other weird shit for next to nothing and no one is over 5'5"), but I forget how much these folks love them some explosives. They're setting off the leftovers tonight and it sounds like I'm under attack. I appreciate ( Read more... )

I'm not feeling braving the insanity that will be Sunday's pride parade. I also have to prepare my house to be fumigated, so fear of having my belongings doused with industrial grade pesticide kind of made that decision easier to make ( Read more... )

....I look to people like this to reassure myself that I haven't gone that far over the deep end. BEST CL AD EVER (warning: nudity):

looking for someone who knows how to use a Tibetan Singing Bowl - 32"i did some performance art last weekend that really fucked me up ( Read more... )

All I post about is gym/yoga/group fitness, work, trans crap (still? Shouldn't I be over that already?), and being somewhat socially isolated. Hm, related maybe? Freelance + work out addiction + weird minority status= isolation? Eh. Whatever ( Read more... )

I hate having to hear back about job interviews. Just fucking tell me I didn't get it or call promptly. One or the other ( Read more... )

Lesbians who look like Justin BieberHA! Since I've been spending several hours a week on TV-equipped cardio equipment, I've learned about all of these pieces of pop culture that usually don't make it onto my radar. Bieber for one, who I immediately thought "looks like a college lesbian". Apparently, someone agrees ( Read more... )

"Catherine" has been summoned for jury duty ( Read more... )

I got myself an early birthday present and joined Crunch for $210 (with access to ALL gyms!) for the summer. Why? Because I need to be surrounded by only the hippest people when I work out ( Read more... )

I had a month membership to this awesome gym in Park Slope with a really sick "Boot Camp" class. Military drills, industrial music, an angry, bald, tattooed beast of a human being calling out orders.. I had to recover both emotionally and physically for a few minutes afterwards, but boy, did I get my money's worth for that hour. That membership ( Read more... )