Got my class schedule in the mail today! its really creepy, i remember doing this at the end of last summer. Here it is ( Read more... )

So a man walked into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder, went up to the bar tender, and said "ill have a wiskey and a half pint for Tiny, here". The bar tender said, "Well, why do you call him Tiny?

"duh" said the man "he's my newt."

hahahahaha. new favorite joke.

Take the quiz:
What type of swimmer are you?

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I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself...

ahahahahahahaha!
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25 bales of pine straw is alot.

OH MY GOD!

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Ok, one awesome song that you must download, NOW. Galang - Mia. Its awesome.

and just to end all questions, me and Alexa broke up.

It's freaking about time ( Read more... )

Things do do before I turn thirty (or before I start feeling old) (and not in this order ( Read more... )