jiggymarie

Jed Bartlet: "...'Crime. Boy, I don't know,' is when I decided to kick your ass."

jiggymarie Jul 21, 2004 23:47

"I think the intelligence I get is darn good intelligence, and the speeches I have given were backed by good intelligence."
--- President G.W. Bush, 07.13.2003 ---Christ, ladies and gentlemen... this is our Chief Executive. I'm sorry, but I was just reminded that I need to send in my voter registration so I can vote against this guy in November ( Read more... )

"The world ain't set for what I'm about to do -- ninety-six tracks mixed down to two..."

jiggymarie Jul 20, 2004 03:29

"He slams the door, he stomps his feet, sends me to bed with zilch to eat ( Read more... )

Royal: "You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!"

jiggymarie Jul 12, 2004 03:27

So, awhile ago (and I'm talking years here...) someone gave me a pocket book for my high school graduation, simply titled "14,000 Things to be Happy About."

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"Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll!"

jiggymarie Jul 10, 2004 05:07

Adrian Cronauer: Mayday! Mayday! Dragon-Lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock! Stop the car.
Edward Garlick: I can't do that, sir.
Adrian: Aw, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who look like Zorba. I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again. And now that I do, you won't even turn the ( Read more... )

"I bring the shit that’s beyond bizarre - like Miss Piggy... Who moi?"

jiggymarie Jun 10, 2004 20:45

Hahahahaha. That's just funny... on so many levels. Bring on the mechanical bull. Does anyone doubt my ability?

"...So believe when I say I'm no better than you...
...Except when I rap, so I guess it ain't true...
...Like that y'all, and you just don't stop...
...Guaranteed to make your body rock..."
--- Beastie Boys ---

"Hayes, you could make a good dog break his leash..."

jiggymarie Jun 08, 2004 18:52

Sam Seaborn: Hello. There she is. Celia, I asked Ainsley, and she said she didn't mind at all. Plus, Charlie said it's fine with him ( Read more... )

"Darknesses!!"

jiggymarie Jun 01, 2004 22:07

Well, darkness fell upon my neighborhood for a couple days there ( Read more... )

"Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell. Jimmy Rodgers on the Victrola up high..."

jiggymarie May 26, 2004 04:27

Heh... similar to some other people, my ass was kicked recently about updating. Apparently, I should. But, seeing as I don't really have anything of interest to say right now... this will be my entry:

Fun with hair dye!

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"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion..."

jiggymarie May 13, 2004 04:38

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive ( Read more... )

"...Kid, did you ever hear about the dog and the railroad tracks?..."

jiggymarie May 12, 2004 08:29

"...This dog was hopping across the tracks when a locomotive snipped off the end of its tail. The dog yelped and turned around to see what had happened. Another train came along, whoosh! And cut off the dog's head. And the moral of this story is: Never lose your head for a little piece of tail!"--- Mr. Stone ( Read more... )