This journal is now going to be friends-only. It is a growing trend and I've decided it's a good idea considering the non-LJ having audience I seem to attract.

Sign here, initial there, etc etc.

If you want added, just drop me a line.

I've been afraid of changing ( Read more... )

Why don't you people get off your lazy asses, get yourselves a second part-time job, and buy me a fucking digital camera?! I have all these moments that need to be preserved in my journal forever and they're going to waste! FOR INSTANCE: I'm sitting at the computer wearing one of those suede lumberjack-inspired/earflap winter hats with a pom-pom ( Read more... )

benfoldsfivealive: This morning before I got in the shower I was standing naked in my bathroom with the door closed (hello, door closed = privacy wanted) trying on those new ribbon undies (WHICH BTW, they do fall off when you pull the ribbon!) and mom busts down the door and goes "have you seen the phone!?"
felixtague: *laugh*
benfoldsfivealive: ( Read more... )

From the back of your big brown eyes ( Read more... )

So I'm all behind on deadlines and stuff. I have to register for school and get all that crap finished in a matter of days. I have almost completely fought off the bastard of a cold I managed to suck out of someone, but it is still managing to cling to life ( Read more... )

This morning at 7:54 am, via nextel communication:

Half-asleep Jill to David: *beep*
David: Go ahead.
Half-asleep Jill: Was I scheduled to come in at 8 or 9 this morning?
David: You were scheduled at 7.
*brief pause*
David: Nah, just kidding. You're scheduled at 8.
Half-asleep Jill: So....what time is it? Lie if you have to.
David: It' ( Read more... )

Something is wrong with the sum of us ( Read more... )

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Mel Brooks.

I couldn't agree more.

"The simple lack of him is more to me than others' presence"

-- Edward Thomas

**His actual quote is "the simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence." I had to change it to fit the situation. I hope you understand.

I have to go rescue my pants from ugly dress hell and attempt a non-hostile takeover of my driver's license. Yes, I still haven't passed the test. Fuck you.