Wife: I think my left front tire is a little low.
Me: I can check it. Do you have an air pressure gauge?
Wife: Pressure gauge? Ummmm no, I have a vagina.
Me: A pressure gauge will be more accurate.

My sister gave me a tiki idol from her trip to Hawaii ala Brady Bunch.
5 days later my dog got hit by a car.
Maybe I should postpone my surfing trip.

I used to be cool ( Read more... )

What an Amazing Trip!
Sea_Denise and I hit Vegas for our 1 year anniversary.
It was one of those trips that I wished would never end.

( Read about the Trip )

I'm currently working on a DVD Retrospective of my old sketch comedy group ( Read more... )

Roy from the Mickey Mouse Club ( Read more... )

I feel as though the joy of Christmas magic has made my small heart grow 3 sizes today!

OK, OK! Actually when I say "Christmas magic" what I mean is "Rum and eggnog"... also, replace the word "heart" with the word "liver"

I hope everyone is with family and friends and gets everything they wanted.

This was part of an email I sent my sister Crashtestbunny several months ago:

Sea Denise went out and bought The Producers with Gene Wilder and Zero Mostell on DVD Because she had never seen it before. When she came home and told me she had bought the Producers because she had never seen it I immediately started singing "Springtime for Hitler" her ( Read more... )

Apologies to Crashtestbunny and Zoomardav.
After reading their livejournals I couldn't help but think of every third show on the Discovery Channel.
If shitty art films over the years haven't scared those ghosts away I have a feeling nothing will.


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I'm still regretting not seeing KITH when they were here so I pretty much have to go see
 This.