I sit in my room all day. I stack loose change in unusual, intricate ways. I compulsively read offseason baseball news. Most of the time, I keep the curtains closed. I eat only apple nutrigrain bars and drink only water, coke, and the occasional bottle of wine. My hair is too long because I can't deal with getting a haircut. Often I piss in my sink ( Read more... )

ANOREXIA IS ONLY BAD WHEN YOU BECOME MALNOURISHED AND YOUR STOMACH BECOMES DISTENDED BECAUSE THEN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PREGNANT AND THEN IT RUINS YOUR FIGURE AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU. THE SECRET IS TO EAT NOT ENOUGH BUT NOT TOO MUCH NOT ENOUGH SO THAT YOUR STOMACH IS TRIM n' SEXY AND NOT DISTENDED AND SO PEOPLE STILL LOVE YOU AND WILL WANT TO ( Read more... )

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Fold your hands in mine America, let’s say grace. We have so much to give thanks for. Glory be unto the rape of our red-skinned friends - and jesus screeched let there be America. And IT WAS GOOD. No, no, I take it all back - I needn’t puncture your bloodied eardrum with that PC BS. A whole generation’s been there, fucked that. That condom’s burst ( Read more... )

Faggot.

My mother said you sucked my pussy when you came out don't ever talk back I handed your life and I'll snatch it back, I'm just latch key kid with a snotty nose high school drop out space I'm around me -- white out -- and I ain't dealin' with no minimum wage I'd rather construct rhymes on a minimum page cynical ways cats sin for nickels these days -

Y'all are fuck ups. Asshole asshole asshole motherfucking fuck fuck ups.

On the other hand, it'll be really sad to leave Hunter. It's been my home for so long and I've become so attached. How I can possibly bring myself to say good bye to all of you guys, I don't know.

One half score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new generation, conceived in drunken doggy style, knees on the ground, ass in the air, and dedicated it to the proposition that 'all men are created equal'.

Except for that Deep Springs bullshit, I am applied to colleges. Entirely.

1. I'm a fleabit peanut monkey / All my friends are junkies / That's not really true
The Rolling Stones - ' '

2. The yellow walls are lined with portraits / And I’ve got my new red fetching leather jacket
Rufus Wainwright - ' ' 3. I know a girl / a girl who parties ( Read more... )

If you could have any purebred breed of dog, what purebred breed of dog would you have?