Deep in the woods of Maine...

[jiveslippers]

So I sit down at my computer sipping Poland Spring gin and tonic, toting my Italian text book ('per modo di dire!'), and I think what a royal collection of smack addicts my friends list is. I'd be wrong not to give them the livejournal heroin they crave. That's how I do it. I claim you guys have a dependency on me, and that I'm nice to consent. The

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[unclmoishe]

Is Ann Sedative still teaching Italian?

[jackie_oh_my]

oberlin was all like, we want to be multicultural and you're a minority (sort of), so come get out of school and visit us, for free.

[jiveslippers]

Clearly Oberlin hasn't figured out yet that YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

[jackie_oh_my]

if i'm an asshole, i guess that means i would never be nice enough to take certain people crusin'...

ps. i think aly might be going to oberlin with you.

[fauxfromage]

really though,

I want to go CRUSIN' with you. Sounds like broken-english chink/boater fun.