I need more reefer in this life of mine

[jiveslippers]

I'm terribly tired. My mother woke me up at noon, despite the fact I'd stayed up well past 2 AM watching The Wedding Singer and eating rocky road ice cream, and despite the fact it's Thanksgiving and I'll never thank the dumb whore who doesn't let me sleep in. She offered to make me breakfast, but the only things breakfestesque she can cook are

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[anonymous]

so tell me: on thanksgiving what do turkish people eat?

[jiveslippers]

Scrotum? Niggers? Fez-es? I don't know. Enlighten me.

[anonymous]

OBviously, they eat americies

[anonymous]

i mean, what do we eat after all?

[randompt]

Joe, you've probably figured out that I don't read LJ much any more. That's why it's important that you've made me laugh with your narrative. Good job. It had better not be too cold to sit around in the park when I get home for winter break...