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Life is one funny motherfucker. Tricky, tricky bastard. I've been in the hardest/strangest/uncomforting/beautiful/horrible place for awhile now, and I'm slowly learning how to deal with each situation. It's difficult as hell though, and I'm not even going to pretend like I'm strong enough or smart enough to conquer it all with ease. I've been ( Read more... )

Hoookie. So I's a be moving on March 24th to the Westest Wood. It's a pretty sick little studio apartment and you best be believin that I'll be callin all ya'll out to warm it up all nice like. In other pubes, I'll be recording some songs with Danny today and they're going to like totally rock and stuff oh man oh man. Postocracies will occur ( Read more... )

Heyyyyyy choonocklios! It's been awhile, shouldn't have left you. Without a dope beat to step to. Step to, ste-ste-step to ( Read more... )

Heyyyyyyy everyone. Just recorded a new song.....it's super rough and sounds a little bit like five stock brokers pooping in unison, but check it out anyways ( Read more... )

Thanks to everyone who listened to my moosic. I really appreciate it, you sexy kittens. Hope everyone is a doin' a wells!

Love,
Ralph Nader

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/yourparasiticimagemusic.htm

Go listen you fucking jerks. Some songs that I recorded while I had some sort of stomach flu. Listen or die. Maybe just be mortally wounded. Mortally. More. Tally. Wounded. Sally is

I'm really thankful that no one describes me like they describe my weewee. I'd hate to be known as that "awkward, barely visible, non-functional, crooked" guy.

Stain my pants. MAN! MY PANTS!!?!? I only have 3 pairs of paaaants!

Love and Almost Bone Scrapings,
Your Luthien Brother/Brothel Operator,
Yom Kippur Negotiator,
Friendly Dry Clean Assistant,
Jesse Getty (like a the museum...you knows it....da Pauls Getty's...with a da art...and uhh...da arrrt.)
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Here's some good advice for any Cadberry Egg/Lava Lamp/person. Always consider yourself exactly as anyone (friend, aquaintence, or even hunting buddy) else would describe you. And look, if that sentence didnt make sense, I dont need. WAHA! Get it? See, if I just followed that advice then I would be lucky enough to look in the mirror and see a ( Read more... )