Because I saw it in person (because I am insane enough) and because Tina Fey is wise and awesome, and because I agree with her-- not because she is Tina Fey, but because she makes a hell of a lot of sense.

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WASHINGTON - John McCain effectively sealed the Republican presidential nomination on Thursday as chief rival Mitt Romney suspended his faltering campaign. "I must now stand aside, for our party and our country," Romney told conservatives ( Read more... )

By ERIN McCLAM, AP National Writer ( Read more... )

How do I even describe the past week? the absolute over-the-falls insanity of it all? The strange but gratifying clarity? The things fixed and the things that will never be fixed? The realization that no matter where your heart is, you can't go around fixing everything? (Unless of course you're a computer technician, in which case you HAVE to ( Read more... )

( Behind the cut. Something Jaime never does, ever, EVER, but thinks may be a better alternative to poking her eyeballs out with the orange-handled scissors on a rainy, boring friday afternoon at work. If you think you might want to FRIEND me on LJ, you may want to read this shit first, yo. )

Ah, remember that ugly, waspy British woman? It's been years since we've heard from her, hasn't it? I hear she's working a pizza parlor now. But also, (in case you didn't know,) she's the new voice-over for my live journal. I'm actually paying her in Pez and Orieda french fries, and apparently, this is a good deal in England, where they all ( Read more... )